dutchster:

why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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OF COURSE I GET MY PERIOD

I RUINED ANOTER GOOD GODDAMN PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR THE SECOND TIME IN A ROW
AND MY SHEETS GOT BLOOD ON THEM
UGHHHHHHHH I BETTER NOT GET CRAMPS

fuckmestupid:

dragonshae:

I made my friend a card for her birthday…

YES

hopelessmodelx:

thebootydiaries:

drfreeze01:

thebootydiaries:

pls stop reblogging
this is not how I want to be remembered

that hijab looks like some grandma’s sweater became sentient

Lmfao love her 😭

Your blog sucks
Anonymous

gnarly:

get out me blog

 

Did you like Ty?
Anonymous

What??

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

At least you have the comfort of knowing that you're a lot more tolerant and kind towards other than they are! (don't worry about replying if you're too tired!)

I’m trying to stay up for at least 15 more minutes
Yeah I tend to stand out among them, even though I’m so quiet at school.
I can’t even think of what I was gonna say fuck I’m sorry

Every night I sit here waiting for a message that’ll never come

britney:

mindbodyspirittransformation:

Britney’s distant cousin

britney:

mindbodyspirittransformation:

Britney’s distant cousin

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just do you. high school literally does not matter at all. i'm in college and could not give one fuck about anyone i went to high school with. also, no one here gives a fuck if you're attracted to men, women, or your fucking microwave. i know it's hard, but it seriously gets so much better. keep your chin and middle fingers up, and focus on what makes you happy. because at the end of the day, you're the only one able to control how you feel.
Anonymous

I have an answer to this but I’m too exhausted to type it out now I’m fighting the urge to pass out
Thank you friend you’re extremely kind I love you

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