I’ve been bad.
this child dresses better than every guy in my school
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*
"You got an A on this test"
"I like you too! <3"
"I can buy it for you"
"I follow you on tumblr!"
"I think you’re adorable"
GUYS its back! I thought I had lost this
this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?
My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
me tryna flirt
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed