kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

shittyteenblog:

if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up

jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

queernipple:

if u have boobs ur a slut

scottthepilgrim:

plasticbagvevo:

iamthewhiteobama:

when a good url is taken by a shitty blog 

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melesbian:

If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you

pewdiepiesfanblog:

landorus:

*dead but still has a boner*

Die hard

dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

animayonaise:

i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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me sexting
boy: what u wearin? ;)
me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots
legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him

legionaru:

Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him