24,000 messages omg
My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.
What the fuck
GURL IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian
Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.
Creepy, but so cool 😩
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
what kind of name is janice
Big Hero 6teen
so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.
i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned
and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.
or go pee
Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20