And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
if my kids aren’t internet sensations i give up
I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared
if u have boobs ur a slut
If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"
"can u follow me back? :)"
i need a 6 month vacation twice a year
When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does
Vin Diesel calling Obama, Putin, and Angelina Jolie to fight him