lexicon-a:

I’ve been bad.

keezzyyy:

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

assslou:

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

what’s trigonometry

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

GUYS I REALLY NEED COSPLAY IDEAS HELP

falloutboysbuttsblog:

falloutboysbuttsblog:

"You got an A on this test"

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"I like you too! <3"

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"I can buy it for you"

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"I follow you on tumblr!"

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"I think you’re adorable"

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"Calm down"

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GUYS its back! I thought I had lost this

glowcloud:

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

glowcloud:

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

daydreamradio:

My family is no longer allowed to play Wii bowling.

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

roughrimjob:

me tryna flirt

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castielcampbell:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

i literally had these two teenagers apologizing to me for getting a video game for them and checking them out. meanwhile their parents are being the rudest people i’ve ever witnessed