24,000 messages omg

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

Idk.. Mostly every girl I know doesn't and I feel judged by them all because I do. And they think I'm weird for doing it :( :/
Anonymous

What the fuck
GURL IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY THEY CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES
literally

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

dragon-in-a-fez:

a 100% accurate map of north america as drawn by a canadian

expensive-intelligence:

vickim88:

decoratedskin:

Cool ghost photography by surrealist photographer Cristopher McKenney.

Awesome!

Creepy, but so cool 😩

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

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bastardfact:

nisuyaka:

What the fuck?

Yes??..
Anonymous

Who doesn’t lmao

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

How come every other organ in your body can get sick and you get sympathy, except your brain?
(via serenamrx3)

tadashihamadas:

Big Hero 6teen

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…
…boner wave…

edwardspoonhands:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

Shhhhh…

…boner wave…

cityhippiepower:

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

or go pee

sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20